Better safe than sorry. OfflersSausages Report. Subwhoredinate Report. That's not on you- your parents should have been watching you more closely!
SaraVey Report. Stems84 Report. CristySeabow Report. That reminded me of an almost awkward situation I had, but I was saved by technology. I was taking the train home from work, and my home is near the very last station. So, as we get closer, the train gets emptier, but not really completely empty. I needed to fart, carefully tried to release it silently. I failed. Looking around me, literally everyone was wearing earphones and either looked at their phones, or were asleep.
Pheeeeew, what a relief. Huskergod Report. NotKlingonRed Report. ScarletReaper8 Report. Cheryl Blackburn Report. English not my first language, and although I spend most of my day speaking it, I can say funky things. I gave a hair salon a call to book for a blow dry. Asked to book a blow job. AngeBassa Report. My boss had just hung up the phone with his wife and addressed me accidentally as "honey". Twas super awkward. TinManRC Report.
Question number one: what the fuck is rhubarb? Has anyone got an answer? Everyone with a cat or a dog or a baby or a guinea pig has reenacted that scene. By doing this he is trying to show how strong family resemblances are. In her amazing works, Poland-based watercolor artist Maja Wronska has captured some lovely scenes from Paris, Venice, Prague, and elsewhere.
Catch more of her work over on DeviantArt. While it appears as though the divers are hovering in the air above a small creek, the photos were shot entirely in a submerged cave formed from […]. Girls in very awkward situations. Double play with sisters! What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? What Object not animal would you want to be reincarnated as? Who would win a fight between MacGyver and Chuck Norris? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Would you give up all first world perks, to live in a 3rd world country but be happy? Pretend you are an alien from a distant galaxy - that should be good for a laugh.
Troubles only appear troubling to those close to them. One cannot have wisdom without perspective, but once gaining perspective, one attains wisdom. Wisdom is the ability to view every situation as each person who is in any way affected by that situation might view it. Wisdom benefits from having a knowledge of history, and therefore a historical perspective, as well from as having the perspective of imagination - the realm of the what-might-be inhabited by futurists and science-fiction writers.
Living the Unconcerned Life is living a life without anxiety or worry - especially in those situations where anxiety and worry would seem to be expected and "natural. Every decision you make - every decision - is not a decision about what to do. It's a decision about Who You Are. When you see this, when you understand it, everything changes.
You begin to see life in a new way. All events, occurrences, and situations turn into opportunities to do what you came here to do. Trust: Perhaps you trust your doctor, your lawyer, your boss - perhaps not. Perhaps you trust in a "Higher Power" - perhaps you don't.
Trust is something that we become aware of in unusual situations, such as a once-in-a-lifetime ride on a zip-line, but most of the time, we become oblivious to the trust we have, or don't have. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first. Fear of death That's funny.
I have that too. My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures. Any idiot can face a crisis. It's the day-to-day living that wears you out. Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke. Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it. People living their lives for you on TV; They say they're better than you, and you agree. But like, everyone does it so as long as it's not smelly It wouldn't be nearly as obvious if you weren't jolted awake by the sound of your own breath.
This really shouldn't be so embarrassing if the TP is clean but it IS. Tripping and then playing it cool. There's just no recovering from that no matter how hard you try.Random Scenario. This writing prompt creates a 'What If?' scenario for you to write about.